Wherever you are, I want you to know that at this very moment, my butthole is cleaner than yours. Unless you are in Japan. Because in Japan, almost every toilet washes your butthole.
This toilet is actually Fleet Command.
Which button do you press? All of them.
Apparently, my entire life, I have been walking around with a dirty butthole. Discovering Japanese toilet technology for me is probably analogous to an Indian using toilet paper for the first time. As you can see you can spray, use a bidet, adjust the pressure, and warm the seat. Relieving myself has never been a more enjoyable experience.
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